WWJD – What Would James Do?

Every once in a while someone will ask me what I would do if I had arms and legs for a (insert period of time here). I got asked that again today, and of course it got me thinking about it. What would I do? A lot of things, so I figure I’ll start a list.

I would jerk off – I love getting hand jobs ’cause hands down there is pretty foreign to me. If I had hands it’s like hand jobs anytime I want!

I would run – I would run until I was on the ground writhing in pain. Running seems amazing to me.

I would walk down the street – I have no idea what it’s like to go somewhere and not be stared at. I’d love to walk among a crowd and be anonymous.

I would ride a roller coaster – I’ve never been allowed on one for ‘insurance reasons’.

I’d shake someones hand – As stupid as that sounds, I’ve never done it.

I’d drive a car – Self explanatory.

I’d ride a bike – Also self explanatory.

I’d play a guitar – I don’t know how to play, but I’d do it anyway

I’d sky dive

I’d bungee jump

I’d pick a fight – I’d finally get punched

I’d hug my mom – She’d like that

I’d jump on a giant trampoline

I’d fly a plane – This is my fantasy, federal laws don’t apply

I’d Brumski Keith Malley – Just ’cause

I’d shoot a gun

I’d mosh

There are probably many more things I’m forgetting at the moment. I’ll add to this list as more comes to me.

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