I Can’t Read
August 17, 2008
Well, I mean I can, and I can write too! My problem is every time I try to read a book, by the time I’m done with the first page I’m tired. Not like a little tired, like exhausted tired. You know that kind of fatigue you feel after Thanksgiving dinner (I suppose you vegetarians and vegans don’t know. I just don’t understand veggers. You give up meat for your “health” and end up looking like chemo patients, all pale and frighteningly thin. I mean if you wanna look like that, why not just develop an eating disorder? You’ll get the same look and save money on food. And also, if you don’t wanna eat meat then why do you have all this mock meat? If you hate meat so much why are you making bullshit that tastes and feels like meat? Moron. You know what really gets me though? The ones who do it ‘for the animals’. Seriously, how many animals do you think you saved by giving up meat? Let me tell you…NONE! Not one cow, chicken, fish, or pig was saved. Your sacrifice was for nothing. And while we’re on the subject; why are all male veggers such pussies? Every guy vegger I’ve seen is an emo, pseudo-intellectual, “indie” music (news flash: When you’re signed to a label and have fans everywhere it’s not indie anymore) loving, transparent, emaciated, borderline homosexual? Does lack of meat turn off your testosterone flow while turning up the estrogen and simultaneously making you an unbearable prick? I mean, it might be cool when you’re 16 and all the dumb teenage girls think you’re so deep, but when you’re 30 it makes you a douche, and a worthy candidate for an ass kicking.)?
Shit, I don’t remember what I was talking about.
Oh well.
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Bebe | August 18, 2008 at 9:36 am
Wow. Interesting. I grew up as a vegan (before it was trendy) and it took me a long time to be able to eat meat. Now I eat chicken and fish, but not a lot. I’m 35. If I go totally veggo, that makes me a douche? I don’t do it out of some misguided desire to help the poor little animals, it’s partly preference, partly about my health (fucked liver) and partly concern for the environment impact of the beef farming industry. My ex has been vegetarian for 25 years. He just doesn’t like meat.
I do kinda agree with you about the trendy veggo thing tho. BORING!
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Jojoface | August 19, 2008 at 3:15 am
haha you crack me up.
i’m like that too… the reading part, not the veggo thing. once i’m done with the first page, i completely forgot what i read and i want to sleep. i guess that’s why old people do it… read that is.
and yeah, vegans are weird. i don’t get them. *scratches head*