Random Things

I’ve been suffering from some writers block. That’s a terrible thing when you’re a famous writer like me. Today inspiration struck me. I would write about the new 90210 even though I haven’t watched it. Unfortunately PotatoE already wrote about it. Damn you PotatoE! So I’m back to nothing to entertain you kids with. Speaking of kids, I have some advice for the kids reading this.

• Smoke – Nothing makes you cooler than cigarettes
• Drink all the time – Alcohol is really good for you
• Have unprotected sex – Condoms are for pussies
• Watch lots of TV – Why be your own person when you can get all your social cues from MTV?
• Forget schoolwork – Good grades never got anyone anywhere
• If you can’t afford something, steal it – You deserve it
• Don’t pay attention to politics – Who cares, right?
• Don’t listen to your parents – They’re full of shit

I’m gonna be an awesome parent!
Speaking of parenting, I haven’t had sex in way too long. If you’re a hot chick in the PHX area, write me. I’ll do you. This works for Tucker Max, why not me?

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